Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?

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(480): View more from Arizona

FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.

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(208): View more from Idaho

You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.

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(210): View more from Texas

How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment

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(206): View more from Washington

The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up

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