Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that