Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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