just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Randomize
