Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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