My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
