I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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