going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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