I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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