I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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