gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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