i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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