I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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