Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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