Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
