Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
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So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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