Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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