he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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