My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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