You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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