i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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