she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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