did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
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I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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