He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
