does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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