lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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