Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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