i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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