I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize