it's not cheating when I paid for it
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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