Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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