I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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