She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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