My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
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Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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