we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Bring me that man meat
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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