How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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