i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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