Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
