new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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