You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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