I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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