Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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