sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i think i have two assholes
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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