Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
this just has baby written all over it
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
