I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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