Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
