its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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