Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
True college students do jello shots in the library
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