Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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