we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I need a beard to bite.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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