I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
