I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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