sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
The power of my boobs compel you
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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