You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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